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Top Ten Tortures in the Age of Mobile Internet


The Ten Major Tortures are the main manifestations of the torture law in ancient China. They are the products of the era under the principle of using the law as a means of defending the rule. 
The main contents are peeling, lumps, cracks, five punishments, lingering, daggers, cooking. Wait. Among them, especially the most brutal.



However, with the development of history, these unhuman punishments have also been attributed to history and become the ashes of the dynasty. The wheel of time has developed to this day and has entered the era of mobile internet. 
So, the question is, is there any of the top ten tortures in this era in the mobile Internet era?

The answer is yes, let's summarize the top ten tortures in the mobile Internet era:

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1, forget to bring a mobile phone

The top ten tortures in the era of mobile Internet must be "forgot to bring a mobile phone." The painful experience I have forgotten to bring my mobile phone recently is still fresh in my memory. 
The sun was shining high on that day, but my heart has been gloomy. I didn’t have the spirit of going to work one day, and I was so weak that I lost almost confidence in my life. Going home at night and writing a post, "The biggest pain in class is to forget to bring textbooks. The biggest pain in going to work is to forget to bring a mobile phone."


That experience was 13 years ago. Although 13 years have passed, every nightmare will still be remembered. Since this torture is too painful, I have been careful for 13 years, but fortunately I have not suffered again.
I remember that in the post of that year, a buddy wrote a message saying, "Forgetting to bring a mobile phone is as painful as forgetting to bring a sister paper." 
Recently, a consulting agency in the United States has conducted a similar survey, sex life and mobile phones. 
The results of it? One-third of Americans did not hesitate to choose a mobile phone, and the proportion of Koreans was higher, with three-fifths.
I don't have to forget to bring my mobile phone all day, and it is very painful to forget it for a short time, such as going to the toilet. 
It is very painful to forget to bring toilet paper on the toilet, but it is more painful to forget to bring your mobile phone than to forget the toilet paper.

2, can not connect to wifi

Let me talk about the wifi section: After arriving at the hotel, the Germans will ask about the bar opening hours. Australians will ask if the nearby beach can surf. The Americans will ask about the location of the hotel pool. 
The Italians will ask if the weather can be the next day. Sunbathing on the beach, Chinese tourists will only ask: Is there free wifi?



This is China's national conditions. The evil operators have made the traffic charges too expensive, which makes us look for free wifi every time we go crazy. 
So many users regard the business site without wifi as an important measure of whether to consume or not, and vice versa, the business premises will be marked with free wifi to attract customers. I have seen a café clearly marked "with free wife", and it took half a month.
  
3, the flow is not enough

 I remember that Li Guoqing once sent a Weibo, which means that if you forget to close the 4G link at night, you will wake up and your house will soon become a mobile company. Although the mobile company later sent a few people to explain, but it also reflects the public's panic about traffic. 
Especially at the end of the month, when your traffic is running low, the psychological fear will become a mental illness over time. 
This is similar to how you drive an electric car. When you always think that the rest of the electricity is enough to go home, it is difficult for people who have not experienced the panic to understand.
Therefore, at the end of each month, there is always a child named Liu Liang (flow) who will be very hot in the ears. Everyone is chanting him, so that Liu Xingliang’s ears are hot.

4, forget the password

In the Internet age, our virtual wealth, and the wealth of money, are reflected in one password after another. Therefore, managing passwords has become a shadow that many people are lingering.


One philosopher said that the biggest pain in life is to remember that the account has forgotten the password. My philosopher is deeply convinced.


5, do not let the phone play at the party

"The farthest distance in the world is that I am sitting opposite you, but you are playing with a mobile phone." At the party, dinner, and meeting, the mobile phone has become a lot of people. When I was served, I first took photos and sent Weibo. At the party, I turned a deaf ear to the conversation... 
The phone has become the director of the party.
It is definitely one of the tortures when you don’t play with your mobile phone at the party. Not only during the party, but the last thing before many people fall asleep and the first thing after getting up, from brushing their teeth to playing with a mobile phone.


6, let the girl stop self-timer

If you let the girl stop taking a selfie, then half of the sky will fall. Therefore, the boys, with the heart of the sea to tolerate the girls' self-portraits.


7, parents learn to use WeChat

Since the mother joined her circle of friends, once she opened WeChat, the full screen was a turn-up attack of growing up the text and "spirit chicken soup"; occasionally, one or two slightly sad words were sent, and the mother sent a voice to talk about it. I blame, "I can’t help but want to pull black."
The above text is the microblog content of a netizen, and it is estimated that it is the same feeling of many people.


8, wifi password is too complicated

Wifi cannot even be very painful, wifi passwords are not more painful to lose, lose and lose seven or eight times are not right, it is bitter and bitter.




9, APP cannot be uninstalled

Almost all mobile phones are pre-installed with many apps, but there are always some apps that you can't use. There are even some apps that make you look pretty awkward. You can't delete these apps, only the brush can get it. But how many people will be brushed by Xiaobai users? So, there is only endless depression, until this phone is either scrapped or lost.


10, after online shopping cannot wait for express delivery


How do women in different countries feel comforted by the same sentence? Europe and America: You need cry, dear. China: Have your courier! The pronunciation is exactly the same, the effect is exactly the same!
The biggest happiness after online shopping is when you receive the courier. The biggest pain after online shopping is when you can't receive the courier.

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